Thread Crashers - Professor Edition

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A Wild Professor Appears!

What with the turf wars going on, I do believe it is time that professors get more actively involved in crashing threads themselves! However, I simply don't have the time to look through each and every thread and I doubt some other professors do as well.

So, as a way to make sure professors don't crash threads that they are most unwelcome in, I have thought up of a good way to make sure that all parties involved will be aware and consenting to random encounters with their most beloved or hated professors! Students will have little to no say about what the professor does in their thread, however.

These will not usually be more than one or two posts from the professor and can range from a few sentences to several paragraphs, depending on the professor and how much action is going on. For example, it can be that Snape is just passing by, sees some Slytherins verbally harassing a poor Hufflepuff and doesn't do a thing about it and continues walking. Or it could be that Snape will stop by the problem area where a Gryffindor is and interact them a bit and take off points.

P.S. Other staff are welcome to join in the fun. As are the resident ghosties.

Read on to the next few posts for more information.

The Crashers
These following professors, staff members, and ghosts have consented to be willing to crash threads. Below are their names and preferred areas to appear in.

The Professors

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
Headmaster
Places he might appear at: Everywhere.
Places he is unlikely to appear: Nowhere.

Severus Snape
Potions Master
Places he might surface at: Anywhere in Hogwarts except the female dormitories and lavatories. Usually found in cold, dank places or wandering the halls in the dead of night. He will also occasionally be found in Hogsmeade playing chaperone.
Places he is unlikely to appear: Female-only areas, Hogwarts grounds during the day.

Rubeus Hagrid
Care of Magical Creatures Professor
Places he might appear at: Hogwarts grounds, large, open areas in Hogwarts that can fit him. Sometimes at Hogsmeade.
Places he is unlikely to appear: Female-only areas. Narrow places.

Sybill Trelawney
Diviniation Professor
Places she might appear at: Divination Classroom, mostly. (Drunkenly in) general, public areas of Hogwarts.
Places she is unlikely to appear: Outdoors.

Mathias Vector
Arithmancy Professor
Places he might appear at: Loitering in the courtyards or on the roof smoking, early mornings you might find him outside pretending to be in shape, otherwise in the halls and not-female only areas (literally). The Three Broomsticks on Friday night.
Places he is unlikely to appear: Dorms rooms, outside during the day, the Dungeons (except on the full moon).

Dolores J. Umbridge
D.A.D.A Teacher, Hogwarts High Inquisitor, Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic
Places she might appear at: Within the castle walls, the Ministry of Magic.
Places she is unlikely to appear: Forbidden Forest, Room of Requirement.

Other Staff
Irma Pince
Librarian
Places she might appear: Library, near Filch
Places she is unlikely to appear: Anywhere else.

Resident Ghosts

Threads to Crash

Crashes in Progress
Here We Go Again - S. Snape
Epic, simply Epic. - I. Pince
When we practice to offend - S. Snape

Pending Crashes
Sugar, Spice, and everything Nice - Albus Dumbledore (requested)
Misery Business - R. Hagrid

Completed Crashes
Professors, staff, and ghosts should notify me via PM or this thread when they have completed their crashing.
Potion Making Time, Yes? - S. Snape

Applications

In order to have your threads crashed, please fill out the following:

Code: [Select]

[u]Thread Name:[/u]
[u]Students Involved:[/u]
[u]Thread url:[/u]
[u]Summary of thread:[/u]
[u]Professor(s)/Staff Member(s)/Ghost(s) Requested:[/u]
If you're a professor, staff member, or ghost that is willing to be part of the crashing team, please fill out the following:

Code: [Select]

[u]Name:[/u]
[u]Title/Occupation:[/u]
[u]Places your character is likely to appear at:[/u]
[u]Places that your character is unlikely to appear at:[/u]

Alright, you guys can post now. ^^

OH! DISCLAIMER: All references that may or may not relate to Pokemon (OK, maybe there was just one) were completely intentional, but you are not allowed to throw replicas of pokeballs at the members of staff at any time. Doing so will result in heavy points deductions.

Name: Sybill Trelawney
Title/Occupation: Divination Professor
Places your character is likely to appear at: Reclusive, so the Divination Classroom, mostly. (Drunkenly in) general, public areas of Hogwarts.
Places that your character is unlikely to appear at: Outdoors.

Added!

Name: Mathias Vector
Title/Occupation: Arithmancy Professor
Places your character is likely to appear at: Loitering in the courtyards or on the roof smoking, early mornings you might find him outside pretending to be in shape, otherwise in the halls and not-female only areas (literally). The Three Broomsticks on Friday night.
Places that your character is unlikely to appear at: Dorms rooms, outside during the day, the Dungeons (except on the full moon).

Name: Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
Title/Occupation: Headmaster
Places your character is likely to appear at: Everywhere.
Places that your character is unlikely to appear at: Nowhere.

The Headmaster (really, sir, even the ladies' WC?) and Professor Vector have been added.

Name: Irma Pince
Title/Occupation: Librarian
Places your character is likely to appear at: Library, Near Filch
Places that your character is unlikely to appear at: Everywhere Else

Thread Name: Here We Go Again
Students Involved: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter
Thread url: http://beyondstonewalls.com/index.php?topic=1743.0
Summary of thread: Draco is being a prat, Hermione is standing up for herself, Harry just out-of-the-way called Pansy a bitch.
Professor(s)/Staff Member(s)/Ghost(s) Requested: Snape

Noted and noted.

Snape will crash that thread within the next three days.

Don't be shy, students. Any points taken off from your threads will probably not reflect upon the actual house cup (well, it depends, but still).

Thread Name: Epic, simply Epic.
Students Involved: Gaius Repertus and Gerard Gallo
Thread url:http://beyondstonewalls.com/index.php?topic=2313.0
Summary of thread: Gerry has decided to confront his arch-nemesis during a Hogsmeade weekend. He is currently charging head first at Gaius.
Professor(s)/Staff Member(s)/Ghost(s) Requested: Anyone that is interested!