Staff
Here lies the uselessful information on all the out of character staff members that run BSW.
The Fearsome and Almighty Administrators
Hawk – Philosoraptor who does all the major coding and updates for the site. Has the same capacity to love as a pigeon (none) and only has capacity to desire croutons and Yorkshire Pudding (not a dessert, you yanks!) like a true Englishman. Defender of the Gryffindors. May have homosexual tendencies. Often seen in chat as “Mike”. By the way, some other trivia: he is the Gryffindor Quidditch Captain and the guy in charge of the Order of the Phoenix.
Kitty – Sexiest and cutest admin, but with CLAWS. Has the most characters out of all the admins with a million and one jobs. Is the one who designs the banners and make the forums pink and glittery look awesome. Often seen in chat as “Miki”. Part of the chat Dirty Trinity because she is that awesome. Resident Star Trek expert (FTW!). Has a love-hate relationship with teh Philosoraptor.
Dragon – The Wise One of the trio. Has existed since the beginning of time and was totally BFFs with the Creator and Moses. Graces us with her presence once in awhile in Chat as “Becca”. She makes sure Philosoraptor and Kitty don’t destroy the forums. Posts actual role-playing posts once in a blue moon. She is more of a behind-the-scenes-mwahahaha-you’ll-never-know-who-you-sold-your-soul-to type. The author personally likes to think she is the mum of the forums and the other two are her bratty children.
Profile Moderators
CJ – CJ the only other male on this staff list, hence the very manly colour. The original PASTRY PIRATE (ARRRRR)! He is Head Profile Moderator and plays Draco Malfoy, by the way, not that that’s real important. He is often seen in the chat with a very distinctive yellow colour. Tell him to change it and he’ll blind you with the powers of a very painful green that may or may not look like the green in the description above. Also, another thing in common he has with the token male administrator is that he is freaky tall compared to all the gals in the gang, which totally does not mean he has any power over the females, it just means he stands out like pigeon Hawk.
Avatar Makers
Mika – Mika is the 435786483589656759th member with the nickname with four letters and the first three letters of MIK. What that means is there is a one-letter difference between her name, Miki, and Mike’s. Basically, when those three are in chat together, we are all screwed. ANYWAY! Mika is secretly the forum ninja and yet stands out at the same time (TALENT FTW). She is the baby of the staff with regards to time on BSW and she is also the Head Avatar Maker. Don’t piss her off or there may be mysterious grafitti on your avatar (like…oh…I don’t know…a mustache or unibrow? Who knows? Mika may be even more creatve than me!). Crmen has accidentally typed Miki/Mike while writing this a grand total of 3 times.
Jessa – She is Avatar Maker #1 and a singing paralegal (disclaimer: not necessarily both at once, but maybe one day we shall be a paralegal musical from her? *hinthint*). Apparently she also has more self-control than most of us when it comes to cupcakes and is also adorable–perhaps more adorable than her dog Merlin? Fun fact is she is probably the most Ravenclaw of us all (although not necessarily the most Sirius serious), but she always finds time to camp out in chat. She is also the Ravenclaw Assistant Quidditch Captain and Ravenclaw Prefect.
Other
Li – Li is in charge of Quidditch and the one impartial overseer of our constant house bickerings. She always manages to keep her power over all evil with several choice, and polite words. Think of her as our…Switzerland, only more awesome and formidable. XD She isn’t a ninja, she is a Shogun…or maybe just a velociraptor. She is also one of the Prefects of Slytherin.
Crmen – Also known as Snakey, bleeding Slytherin Green since 2005! She is the notorious writer of all these little descriptions and the OCD updater of the main site currently. Is flippin’ May be insane. Notorious for seeing how far she can get with the unlimited characters rule–current record is 33 characters (active). Also the BSW Promotions Manager/Head of Slytherin/Ravenclaw Prefect/Ninja/Chuck Norris. Rumored to be a gay Victorian male in a past life. Is the third member of the Dirty Trinity. However, she is most famously known as Irene Adler the Arch-Nemesis of Hawk. Not intimidating at all. Srsly.